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| CHINESE-HOROSCOPE: THE MONKEY |
The names of the Chinese Astrological Signs are: Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit (or Hare), Dragon, Snake (or Serpent), Horse, Goat (or Sheep), Monkey, Hen (or Rooster), Dog and Pig.
THE MONKEY
Monkey Years
02 February 1908 - 21 January 1909
20 February 1920 - 07 February 1921
06 February 1932 - 25 January 1933
25 January 1944 - 12 February 1945
12 February 1956 - 30 January 1957
30 January 1968 - 16 February 1969
16 February 1980 - 04 February 1981
04 February 1992 - 22 January 1993
21 January 2004 - 07 February 2005
08 February 2016 - 27 January 2017
Monkeys in General
The Monkey is the 9th animal in the Chinese zodiac. Monkey people are intelligent, quick-witted and resourceful.
Monkey Strengths
Monkeys are fun loving, full of energy, fantasy and plans. A Monkey person is clever, cunning, agile and lively. They are good problem solvers. Monkeys are intelligent, adaptable and sociable. At parties they are at the centre of attention due to their charm and humour. They don't hide their emotions, they like jokes but can be restless. Monkeys are immune to insults.
Monkey Challenges
Monkeys can be unscrupulous, selfish and devious. They can be dishonest and inconsistent. Monkeys have little respect for others, easily get jealous and yield to temptation.
Monkey Prosperity in other Animal Years
Monkeys jump about in Monkey, Rat and Dragon years, but feel lacklustre Tiger, Snake and Pig years.
Monkey Compatibility
Best love match: Dragon - with their strong will and inventive loving, they'll keep you on your toes, both in and out of the bedroom.
Probably best to avoid: Ox - will want to tame you and smother your independence. You'll never follow the herd, so don't start now.
And compatibility with the other signs?
Rooster - you are sexually so well suited, but your spirit rebels if this cocky perfectionist puts you down.
Dog - for once, don't tease or tantalise. Return this dear soul's unconditional love - or leave them alone!
Pig - a jolly, sexy, robust pairing with this convivial and very physical lover. Just don't mistake trust for gullibility.
Rat - two bright sparks together will set the world on fire - or at least start a flame in each other's hearts.
Tiger - you make a popular, high-profile, sought-after, sociable pair. But can two super-egotists compromise?
Rabbit - don't play fast and loose with this vulnerable lover. Communication, care and sincerity will be repaid.
Snake - an intriguing, hard-to-get lover who is worth the effort. You are attracted, but have you the patience?
Horse - you need all your sexy resources to make this lover your own - but you do make a sensational match.
Goat - this tender lover enjoys you hugely and will give you space to play, but woe betide you if you play away!
Monkey - you drive each other mad with desire - or just drive each other mad. One of you will have to act grown up.
The Sexy Monkey
For you, good loving starts long before sex. You love mind games and flirtation, and your ideal lover is someone whose IQ is as high as their sex drive. In bed you love nothing better than to flirt and tease, before inventing wildly exciting techniques to gain control of your partner. You love anything new and experimental - from nibbling food off each other's body to role playing and videoing. The only things you hate are routine and someone who can't keep up with your bright, challenging mind. But that's not to say that you aren't turned on by the idea of one-night stands. Your mission is to find the kind of partner who brings that kind of excitement to bed with them every night of your life.
How to Catch a Monkey
Make them laugh and you're more than halfway there. To get the rest of the way, ensure you always react enthusiastically to their sexy suggestions. Monkeys won't expect you to invent new ideas every night, but they won't want too many negative responses either. And don't forget to stock up on whipped cream, aromatherapy massage oils and a few exciting toys.
Famous Monkeys
Bette Davis ~ 5 April 1908
Elizabeth Taylor ~ 27 February 1932
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